Your Earth Feels Trumpy

We have the best climate.

Look, I know this air, probably, better than anyone.

The air, the water, it’s great, really great.

Ask anyone, everyone knows it –

They say, Donald, you know, he breathes better than anyone,

Drinks water better too. People have told me –

Polar ice is melting, they say the ice, the ice is melting,

But, here’s the thing folks, It could be warmer.

China, Chi-na, has more CO2 than us.

Can you believe that?

It’s true. China has more CO2 in one Beijing back-alley,

than an entire small mid-western town.

Were going to bring CO2 back to America.

Were going to make America toxic again.